Apr 03 2008
Natalie Gulbis
We’re not trying to be politically incorrect or anything, but we’re not fearing much in the way of contradiction when we say that the LPGA isn’t exactly loaded with girls that look like Natalie Gulbis - either on the links or in the gallery. And since we’re all about rewarding people based on how closely they resemble Lindsay Lohan, we figured today was as good a day as any to give you an update on the 25-year-old golf sin-sation.
From Reuters:
After winning her maiden LPGA title at the Evian Masters last year and pocketing more than $3 million in career earnings, Gulbis said her sole focus was to iron out the shortcomings in her game and to challenge for titles.
The American is currently in joint 13th place at the $2 million HSBC Women’s Champions tournament in Singapore with little chance of reeling in runaway leader Lorena Ochoa.
“I’ve got off to a slow start this year so I’m going to have to grind to pick it up a little bit,” the 25-year-old told Reuters after her third round at the Tanah Merah Country Club on Saturday.
Iron out the shortcomings in her game? Uhhh … we honestly don’t see any, people. And we’ve been looking incredibly, incredibly hard for like the last four hours. Seriously, Gulbis could hook a tee shot square into the face of our best friend in the whole world and we’d probably still bow in mute reverence as she approached her ball. Oh, you say you’re bleeding profusely from the head, dear friend? Sorry … we hadn’t noticed.